Can Hakim Rahmani cure Economy

When whole India was discussing over poor economy & steep fall or rupee, it is reliably learnt that some worried party men &  partners met Madam Supremo & urged her to call an emergency meeting to discuss this problem. Inspite of being ill after taking Mid-day food in parliament canteen, she swung into action & called meeting immediately. Though Mauni Baba, being busy in his silent meeting, could not attend the meeting but Son of India, Sanju Jhajhu, Damad-e-Watan came immediately. Even Chidu too came leaving his never ending press conference. Raja, though not informed by Patel due to some "Political reason" got the wind of meeting & rushed inside & immediately started accusing Patel for being Gujrati.

It was very open meeting. Everybody gave his input. Raja was more vocal & critical of Government. Sanju Jhajhu countered him saying it is all due to Modi. Had he not challenged Mauni Baba that day, the faith on Government would have not eroded so early inspite declaring Damad-e-Watan as a small farmer. Immediately Damadji demanded all facility of a small farmer. When Chidu reminded him that small farmers have to pay some nominal interest on loan while Damadji was availing loan at 0% interest, Kanoornchi jee suggested to amend rules so that Damadji may be provided loan @ (-)10% interest interest. 

Madam Supremo urged all to maintain decorum & start giving suggestions for cure for economy impotency & making it as rock like hard & also stop its Early fall. Speaking in the last, Raja suggested to take help of "Sadak Chaap Hakim Rahmanis" who are expert in treating "Impotency & Early Finish" by his "Special Oil". He informed Madam Supremo "Special Oil" can make it like tough capable of remain standing for days together and better than "Viagra"  as suggested by "Harvard Educated spokesperson Jhajhu. He argued that "if this "Special Oil" can treat a impotent like him, why it can't treat Economy." He further informed the house that he has personal experience of it. Listening this a fight ensued between US/UK educated advisers & Doon Educated advisers. Amid noise & confusion, it is heard that as this "Special Oil" could not cure Dagu Raja's "One sided Tilt" how it would treat Indian economy.

The meeting sin-die for indefinite period of due to members coming in "Well of the meeting" but it was seen many members along with "Son of India" secretly escaping from back door in search of "Sadak Chaap Hakim Rahmani" to get treatment their "personal problems".

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Caution: Kindly note This post is pure humor to uplift mood of general public. All situation, place, persons, incidents are purely imaginary. As we are 125 crore nation, so any similarity is purely accidental & the writer apologizes for that in advance.

Pradeep Shanker

(NGO Reporter)